May 2013
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
personify-the-reality:
jewbeard:
i tried to grab fog but i mist
i laughed more than i should have
You can actually feel it.
thaidangg:
You can actually tell and feel when you’re starting to fade away from someone. The conversations get shorter, they get less meaningful, less exciting. You can feel the wall that’s coming up between you two. And then in the end, you’re back to being strangers.
Wow so accurate….
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
